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Blart shart

To shit yourself while blarting, shitting yourself while trying to fart while riding a rascal- wheelchair, or on any seat.Usually accompanied by a special musical tune that's special to the Blart, made by the combination of fluttering asscheeks and seat,which has a squeaky quality.
"We've got to go now Jenny-I just tried to fart and I Blart sharted all over the place.Its dripping in my shoes already, now hurry up and help me out of this rascal."
by Solomacn November 27, 2012
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Blast Shart

The explosive and poop-laden fart after an illness. The force of built up methane and the loosening of the sphincter cause a benign fart to become a brown and stinky Trojan Horse for your underpants.
Interviewee: “BRO! I just blast shart! Do you smell that? Do you smell it?”

Interviewer: “… unfortunately, we’re going to be considering other candidates.”
by scun-of-sealing December 1, 2025
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shartgun blast

an especially forceful wet fart that shoots pellets of undigested food (such as corn) into your undergarments
I bent over to pet my cat and shot my canary with a shartgun blast!
by Ogo1984 July 15, 2010
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Blast the shaft

When a guy uses a removable shower head to blast the shaft of his penis.
Johnny: Yesterday I was blasting my shaft(blast the shaft) and it was amazing.
by SmileyFaceGuy April 22, 2009
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