BLARG

A obese women with greasy characteristics..and a Gothic approach to life.

"oh shit there's a BLARG!"
"BLARG!"
"look at that BLARG over there eating kittens"

by LyalLyalLyal May 9, 2010

English to Blarg Blarg Dictionary

A translation index translating words and phrases from Western English to the alien language spoken by the Sanghelli of the Covenant, which consists of a series of blargs and honks.

Church: We finally made contact with an alien being and our first attempt at communication is gonna be through a BOMB?? Am I the only person who has a problem with this?

Andy: Well unless you got your English to Blarg Blarg Dictionary, I don't think you got a choice, now do ya?

by xxVoodooSoupxx August 3, 2011

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Blarg Waffles

An item of food that is metephorically eaten on the internet and in chat rooms as a cure for bordom.

girl (00.21am) - k I'm going to bed, goodbye
guy (00.21am)- bye
girl has left
guy (00.40am)- can I has blarg waffles?

by Lew_as50 June 22, 2009

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blarg you

One of the worst (quality-wise) insults known to man. Catchy, though.

"Blarg you, sir," declared the pickle with a raising of his finger.

by Mr. Feesh October 15, 2005

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Blarg Rock

Blarg Rock: Refers to an old Bloom County cartoon with "Billy and the Boingers" rock band watching Ozzy on stage. To quote Ozzy in Bloom County, "Bleeep, Blaaag, Bloop, Blaaarg!! Take it Benny!!! (Ozzy then thinks, "Hang in the Oz. There's a nice spot of hot tea waiting back at the Holiday Inn.)"

Adapted defintion, Blarg Rock: Screeeeching guitar, belching crude vocals, unncessary volume. (Think Pearl Jam strangling cats with L7, on a bad day, through blown speakers.)

Dood, I just got the new "Screech monkeyhead douchebags" album! They use a busted-up powerdrill for a guitar on every track!

Wha? That stuff is just crap Blarg Rock.

by BlueDevilBill April 4, 2009

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