BlameVator

When you are in an elevator alone fart leave then someone else gets in and it is blamed on them when the next person enters.

Beth was in the elevator and let out some extremely nasty gas. She got out on the 5th floor because she couldn’t even deal with her own smell. Lauren then entered on the fourth floor and had to breathe in the awful smell. Lauren thought she was in the clear and no one else would enter when the elevator stopped on the second floor and a hot fireman got on. The fireman looked at Lauren in disgust…even though it wasn’t even her! Beth is a BlameVator to the T.

by NYC_ClassAct26 August 17, 2009

blamestorming

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)

The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.

by TBea April 22, 2008

blamestorm

A meeting, usually corporate or governmental, to decide who should be blamed for the incompetence of the organization itself.

The idiots in Marketing got together to blamestorm over the failure of the new product launch.

by RadioBoy January 1, 2005

Blamestorming

(noun)

1. A meeting intended to determine why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

I just got out of a three hour blamestorming session with IT about the server failure last week; Someone's going to end up in unemployment over this.

by naz_ghul March 14, 2003

Blamestorming

Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and identifying a scapegoat.

After a second customer refused to sign their newly-and-incompetently-redesigned "three-tier" support agreement, the VP of Support and the COO held a blamestorming session and decided to pin the problem on the customer rep, who was subsequently fired.

by Best Served Cold May 7, 2010

Blamestorming

Business meetings that devolve into finding fault for why projects have gone wrong, rather than looking for successful results. This is also known as postmortem.

After four months of secret meetings and public blamestorming, the Legislature will adjourn, having done some favors for powerful special interests and approved a budget that spends hundreds of millions of dollars more than the state will take in.

by The Commadore September 29, 2008

blakenator

person with intelligence wit hotness coolness

I wish that I could be a blakenator.

by Al McG February 16, 2008