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Black Year

Similar to a light year, this is the distance a black person, traveling at the typical lazy-black-person-I-have-nowhere-to-be speed, covers over the course of a year. Equal to approximately three feet.
Maybe you could be at work on time if you'd travel a little quicker than a Black Year.
by John Heinz Kerry November 10, 2005
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