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Black Year 

Similar to a light year, this is the distance a black person, traveling at the typical lazy-black-person-I-have-nowhere-to-be speed, covers over the course of a year. Equal to approximately three feet.
Maybe you could be at work on time if you'd travel a little quicker than a Black Year.
Black Year by John Heinz Kerry November 10, 2005
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the blaqk year 

The Blaqk Year is a 4 Piece band from Australia with Sam Koster (Lead Vocals, Guitar), Matt Santos (Bass & God), Callum M (Lead Guitar) and a drummer that is yet to be announced.. TBY have been a band for around, 5-6 years now, and have grown enormously in that time, thanks too there wonderful friends at myspace.com.
Listen to The Blaqk Year here, www.myspace.com/theblaqkyear.
the blaqk year by XxjenisexX January 19, 2009

jet back new year

1 a amazing Thursday song

2 a way to describe a crazy, amazing new year
1 Jet back new year is a great song

2 We had a jet black new year!

BBNY “Be Back Next Year” 

For all the people that like going dark for a while. Or low key make someone realize they ain’t shit. Let them suffer!

Best used by itself to leave those hoes wondering.

Od

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BBNY “Be Back Next Year

I’m out BBNY “Be Back Next Year”

New Year's Block

A condition that usually takes place the first couple of weeks into the new year, in which a person keeps writing in the last/previous year in place of the new one.
-doggonit! this is my third check today I write in the "old" year! -I know, you're not alone! I guess I got new year's block too, sorry to say.
New Year's Block by Cybercass December 30, 2009
Word of the Day on January 5, 2011

i'll be back in a year

A dear friend of mine,Tony Stark; after a surreal lulu ran to the front door, head draped in a towel and said "I'll be back in a year". Then promptly vanished.

It means I don't plan on seeing you again, ever.
It's not you, it's me. Let's meet again "I'll be back in a year".
Avenged nyu win Tony Stark-

75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet 

the jar of peanut butter at the back of your cabinet that you forgot about
bro why is there a 75 year old jar of peanut butter in the back of my cabinet, wait, oh i was trying to make a 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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