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Bizminder 

stupid weird woman that eats a lot of asscreme and smells like burnt curry, this woman is psychopath and will shortly be committing suicide in a hole with a mirror because that is the worst possible death. her brother will drive shezinder to school everyday while she awaits her death
Bizminder- my brother is deeply in love with u
Shezinder- I know he is, who isn't anyways?
Bizminder- that is true,i love more than Zayn Malik
Shezinder- I know that, everyone knows it
Bizminder- baby don't leave me
Shezinder-go die
Bizminder- okay, bye. my brother aaits in his car outside, he will take u to the store of asscreme
Bizminder by #bronswag January 15, 2014
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Yo that new movie is like a Birinder Yo!
Birinder by Birinder May 31, 2003

bifkinder surprise

the origins lie with tom an harry hardcore,
the meaning of a 'bifkinder surprise' is basically contact with the bifkin whether pleasureale or painful, a tickle or a kick!
"phwoar, that dirty swine gev me a right painful bifkinder surprise with his steel toe-caps"
bifkinder surprise by tommy-o November 11, 2004

bifkinder surprise

Originates from the word bifkin although I thought it up in bens car the other day. Basically it is when someone makes contact with your biff! In either a pleasurable way (a kiss for example) or a painful way (eg. a kick!) Though obviously a kick is way more of a surprise. Heh
'He came up behind me and gave me a harsh bifkinder surprise, then he pinched my wallet, the fag!'

Birminger 

Pronounced Bur-MINGER... An Ugly female from Birmingham
Check out that drunk Birminger...
Birminger by Anny June 11, 2006
when your bro hooks you up with a solid reminder
yo bro no worries i'll be up early, ill send you a brominder
brominder by hausman March 19, 2015
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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