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Bitch chain 

When somebody calls you a bitch and you say thank you. when a weirdo calls you a bitch because the are idiots and you say thank you to baffle them
eg: PERSON: stop being such a bitch
YOU: a bitch is a female dog dogs bark bark grows on trees trees are nature and natures beauty so thank you for the compliment
PERSON: Wh..what?
YOU: its the bitch chain google it
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Chain text bitch 

something you become when someone asks for your phone number and never texts you to talk, only to send you those stupid chain text messages.
(chain texter):"FWD: FWD: send this to ten people in the next 10 minutes or you will never fall in love again."

(text receiver): "stop sending me those texts! im not your chain text bitch!!"
Chain text bitch by MRTyty555 January 18, 2010
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