The hottest type of swag a woman can have. Classy, Sexy, Smart, and everything in between. Sexy bitch swag is for all the sexy real women in the world. pretty girl swag dont have shit on it. unlike pretty girl swag, which is for little girls! Sexy bitch swag is for females who can rock anything and everything they wear. They have kick ass personalitys, down for what ever comes their way. Never backs down. Knows where their going in life.
Guy: Damn that woman has Sexy bitch swag right on point.
when you and your boys decide to go get that bread but end up getting your girlfriendpregnant without having sexual intercourse or having any sexual contact what so ever.
A station wagon driven by a fucking moron who doesn't understand the concept of moving the hell out of the way. Tends to have one or more fat white women in the car.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.