Bitch Purple 

Lavender. It's lavender. Lavender is purple for bitches.

"nice bitch purple shirt fuckface"

Bitch Purple by TheLostCapo January 5, 2022

to bitch purple 

to utter an oath of the most deep and profound kind.

You've had that pisant little job on your desk for three days now. The customer is about to bitch purple. Now poop it and scoop it.

to bitch purple by jon barleycorn July 21, 2006

Purple bitch

The ultimate insult, also known to induce high amounts of confusion

Yeah, well, your just a...a...a.. a big purple bitch!

Purple bitch by Sulli December 8, 2005

Purple Bitch

A person who wears a purple article of clothing, (usually a shirt), way too much

Bob: That guy has worn a purple shirt to work everyday this week.

Bill: I know. He is such a Purple Bitch.

(The original Purple Bitches are Barny and Justin T.)

Purple Bitch by Grandpa Sussie June 21, 2008

purple headed bitch splitter 

Slang term for the male sex organ.

I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

purple headed bitch splitter by Merlinssceptre September 7, 2006

Purple Spastic Bitch 

A badly coordinated mean spirited gossipy woman who resembles a bellend in physical appearance.

That purple spastic bitch be tripping.

Purple Spastic Bitch by Little Gimpy Man May 21, 2012