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Bitch Mowen 

A strange method for the self-inducement of vomitting, the bitch mowen is believed to have originated somewhere on the east coast of Australia. To pull a bitch mowen, first one must locate ones person within the confines of a public lavatory stall. Generally speaking, any frequently used public restroom will do, but the probability of the successful implementation of this precarious manouvre will increase with the level of filth present.

Once inside the stall, one must flatulate in the bowl of the toilet, however if one is so inclined, the deposition of actual faecal matter may also be of assistance in this delicate process.

Finally, one should turn and place ones head into the toilet bowl and inhale as deeply as possible in an attempt to stimulate their own gag reflex.

Though there would appear to be mixed reports as to whether or not this particular manouvre is actually even feasible in terms of initiating vomitting, one cannot go passed the simple fact, that the bitch mowen is an elegant solution to all those unwanted calories and is truly a wonderful new addition to the ever growing list of stupid stuff my friends seem to do.

In short, the bitch mowen is all about breathing in your own fart in an attempt to make yourself vomit.
"Oh shit, I forgot my tooth brush and I need to vomit before my photo shoot... Guess I'll have to pull a Bitch Mowen"
Bitch Mowen by absqueeli frost March 14, 2010
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Bitch Moment 

A point in time where the word "bitch" is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb ass shit to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is assumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.
All of these can be classified as Bitch Moments:

1.*fred talking to badilak on the phone*
fred-"man we cant get on the internet.its cut off"
badilak-"why what did it say?"
fred-"...bitch"
2.*devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices*
devin-"how much are your dippin dots?"
fred an I to ourselves while laughing asses off-"...bitch"
3.*fred walking through mall*
random lady-"you should pull your pants up"
fred-"...bitch"
4.*fred an I are loading a bowl*
*fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit*
me-"...bitch!"
Bitch Moment by N tuda I June 23, 2008

Bitch Moment 

A point in time where the word "bitch" is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb ass shit to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is assumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.
1.*fred talking to badilak on the phone*
fred-"man we cant get on the internet.its cut off"
badilak-"why what did it say?"
fred-"...bitch"
2.*devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices*
devin-"how much are ur dippin dots?"
fred an I to ourselves while laughing asses off-"...bitch"
3.*fred walking through mall*
random lady-"you should pull your pants up"
fred-"...bitch"
4.*fred an I are loading a bowl*
*fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit*
me-"...bitch!"

all of these bitch moments are of personal experience.
im sure everybody has had a few in their time.
Bitch Moment by N tuda I June 16, 2008

Bitch Moment 

A point in time where the word "bitch" is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb ass shit to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is assumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.
1.*fred talking to badilak on the phone*
fred-"man we cant get on the internet.its cut off"
badilak-"why what did it say?"
fred-"...bitch"
2.*devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices*
devin-"how much are ur dippin dots?"
fred an I to ourselves while laughing asses off-"...bitch"
3.*fred walking through mall*
random lady-"you should pull your pants up"
fred-"...bitch"
4.*fred an I are loading a bowl*
*fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit*
me-"...bitch!"

all of these bitch moments are of personal experience.
im sure everybody has had a few in their time.
Bitch Moment by N tuda I June 17, 2008

Bitch Moment 

When someone gets so totally destroyed, physically or verbally, that you just have to say the word Bitch.
Bitch Moment's

Physically
John: Imma kick your ass, you pussy!
Jack: Like you could.
*John throws a punch, Jack doges and punch's him in the face once, knocking him out. As Jack is walking away*
Jack: Bitch.

Verbally 1
John: I play rugby.
Jack: Rugby is Spanish, it means "He who dropped the soap".
Someone in the Crowd: Bitch.

Verbally 2
John: Your a Duster! No skills at all!
Jack: I don't know, your sister seems to enjoy my skills... Bitch.
Bitch Moment by Zarach Xin August 4, 2010

Bitch Moment 

A point in time where the word "bitch" is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb ass shit to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is assumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.
All of these can be classified as Bitch Moments:

1.*fred talking to badilak on the phone*
fred-"man we cant get on the internet.its cut off"
badilak-"why what did it say?"
fred-"...bitch"
2.*devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices*
devin-"how much are your dippin dots?"
fred an I to ourselves while laughing asses off-"...bitch"
3.*fred walking through mall*
random lady-"you should pull your pants up"
fred-"...bitch"
4.*fred an I are loading a bowl*
*fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit*
me-"...bitch!"
Bitch Moment by N tuda I June 24, 2008

Bitch Moment 

A point in time where the word "bitch" is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb ass shit to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is assumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.
1.*fred talking to badilak on the phone*
fred-"man we cant get on the internet.its cut off"
badilak-"why what did it say?"
fred-"...bitch"
2.*devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices*
devin-"how much are ur dippin dots?"
fred an I to ourselves while laughing asses off-"...bitch"
3.*fred walking through mall*
random lady-"you should pull your pants up"
fred-"...bitch"
4.*fred an I are loading a bowl*
*fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit*
me-"...bitch!"

all of these bitch moments are of personal experience.
im sure everybody has had a few in their time.
Bitch Moment by N tuda I December 9, 2008