Bitch Chest

(bĭch chĕst)
n.
Heartburn so bad, it makes you sound like a bitch.

"Thomas told me he went to town on a bag of banana chips last night, and now he's got bitch chest."

by Bollweevil84 March 2, 2017

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

National Cheat on your Bitch Day

National Cheat on your Bitch Day, also known as National Cheat on your Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Hoe Day, is September 17. This is the day where you become a terrible person and cheat on your significant other, or your side-chick.

“Yoo! Its national cheat on your bitch day, go cheat on Melissa, she a whore anyway.”

by Eminem’s unpopular opinions September 12, 2022

Bitchcest

When one of your main bitches fucks with another main bitch

Charlie and leilani madeout, it was not love, it was bitchcest

by Kyleweix April 17, 2017

BITCHCESTOR

Someone who's more bitchy then all their ancestors combined making them regret they procreated

"OMG that chick is such a bitchcestor!"

by heheyeehaw October 15, 2019