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Bitch Bits 

The small peices of heroin that dont get used in the first shot...

Referred to in the Beatles' song "Happiness is a warm gun", John Lennon sings, 'I need a fix cause im going down, down to the bitch/bits i left uptown'.
What is that bum doing in that garbage bag??

He's scrounging for bitch bits... fuckin, junkie...
Bitch Bits by imagine_enigami April 23, 2009
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Bitchtits 

To be stealth, unseen, invisible or ninja-like.
I can't find my keys...I think they went bitchtits.

I'm so embarrassed I wish I was bitchtits.

They were so quiet, they were nearly bitchtits
Bitchtits by The4Pillars January 25, 2011

Bitchtitsbungahole 

A describing word for experiencing severe pain
*Oh my god my wrist fucking hurts like bitchtitsbungahole
Bitchtitsbungahole by Bahzing March 10, 2019

bitchtits 

1) Feminine breasts present on a male's body; the progeny of steroid use, over-eating, or horomonal disorder.

2) A derogatory nickname for a bitchy, silly, annoying person of objectionable moral fiber. Can be used affectionately, or seriously, normally in a command statement in the latter case.
-> "John does tons of 'roids, and has a strange testosterone deficiency, and thus has a set of knockers that merit the wearing of a C-cup sports bra at all times. Man, does he have some bitchtits!"

-> (Dialogue employed for illustratory purpose)
Ando - "Yo bitchtits go get me a coors light!!!"
bitchtits - "I don't want to!! Wahhh!! Did you know I'm a pro paintballer?"
Ando - "You're a bitchtits! Your pathetic nature rules out the possiblility of your posessing any athletic prowess, ever!! Go get me mah fuckin beer!"
bitchtits - "Yes master"

Bitchtits 

a derogatory term used for any beanie wearing, scruffy, long haired individual who plays the drums and bass guitar
Wow, that guy Andrew, he was a real fucking Bitchtits.
Bitchtits by Kungfoofish March 19, 2023

Phillip Bitchtits 

A name for retarded group members who don't do shit for their group members and instead watch youtube videos for video games that they never play, They enjoy masturbating to republican debates, lying about getting drunk, and farting on toddlers.
You're being a real Phillip Bitchtits right now, start pulling your weight.
Phillip Bitchtits by Philliptits December 6, 2010

bitchtits 

A man having tits as big as a bitch's. (A man having huge jugs.)
Quote from Fight Club-
"Bob, Bob had bitchtits.
bitchtits by ReyZ June 1, 2003
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