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Bismexual 

Noun: a person, normally a pubescent female, who is thoroughly convinced that said person is attracted to both genders, though they are really just confused. A bismexual person will probably admit to being straight within a few months of their original declaration.
Adjective: A way to describe someone who is pretending or believes (but isn't really) that said person is Bisexual
Person 1: Didn't Amelia say she way bi? Why is she only flirting with guys, even though there are hot girls over there?
Person 2: Oh, she got over herself last week,y'know, she was bisMexual. Now she's straight as an arrow.
Bismexual by Procrastin8or September 25, 2009
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bisexual anthem 

some friend: "do you know that song called Sweater Weather?"
me: "do you mean the bisexual anthem?"

bisexual guy 

A male that is attracted to more than one gender. He is often seen as terrifying by straight men and is often subject to the delighted glees of yaoi fangirls. He may also be told that his bisexuality is a "phase" and that he is really gay and just won't admit it. And, sometimes when telling people he is bisexual, he is told that "only girls can be bisexual" and that "you're just gay".
Me: I'm a bisexual guy.
Some dumb fuck: Oh no you're not you're just gay and won't admit it! ^w^
Me: .... Go fuck yourself.

Homoromantic Bisexual 

A person that is sexually attracted to both genders but emotionally/romantically attracted to people only of the same gender
"Lizzie liked to lust after and have sex with both men and women but she could only see herself in a relationship with a woman. This meant that she was a homoromantic bisexual"

Bisexual Awakening

When an individual, who has always thought or assumed they're straight, suddenly develops a huge crush on someone of the same gender. This makes the individual wonder if they are actually bisexual, rather than straight. As the same-sex crushes persist (as well as opposite-sex crushes), they realize in time that they have had their bisexual awakening, and are indeed a bisexual.
"It's weird... I've always only ever liked girls... but now I have the biggest crush on Matt! I want him, I want nobody but him! I've never felt this way before!! I... think I've had my bisexual awakening!!"

heteroromantic bisexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to both sexes but romantically attracted to only the opposite sex
George wants to have sex with John and not start a relationship with him. He also wants to have sex with Alice but he also wants to start a relationship with her, because he is heteroromantic bisexual.

The Bisexual Bob 

The bob or "lob" all bisexual girls seem to have.
"how do you know she's bi?"

"dude it's obvious, look at her hair. she has the bisexual bob"
The Bisexual Bob by sealfish November 17, 2017