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When a woman takes a loose stool shit on a bald man's head.
"I used to love giving blumpkins but now I am into giving bishkins to older men."

"I gave the prostitute laxatives to loosen her stool. She then gave me the best bishkin $500 could buy"
Bishkin by Sammy Davids Jr. Jr. September 30, 2014
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Someone who is not in line with the word of God.
"You didn't do your cell report, you're a bishkit"!
bishkit by Simply Sino July 27, 2017
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Bushkini 

This is when someone's pubic hair, pube fro or bush sticks out of their bikini. Bushkini.
Wow, that chick has a wild bushkini.
Bushkini by Shonelly November 1, 2015
To spank the shit out of some unfortunate cricket team. Often after tequila.
Played Great Chart last week. Gave them a proper bishing.
Bishing by dcc251 July 2, 2019
A bikini worn whilst skiing.
It was so hot in Flaine on the ski holiday that the girls had no choice but to sport a biskini on the slopes. None of the instructors seems to mind too much.
biskini by Clarebear81 April 27, 2011
Someone who is not in line with his/her purpose. Someone who is not doing what he/she is supposed to be doing.
You did not change the world but you're a world changer?, you're a bishkit
Bishkit by Mr Balance Me August 31, 2018
When guys go out , trying to get laid. Usually used in conjunction with the word cunting.
Hey, you down to do some bishing and cunting tonite? I need some pussy!
Bishing by Choach Poacher July 4, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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