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Bipedoism 

The technical definiton of a man, usually older than 30, is attracted to both little boys and little girls... sometimes at the same time.
Whoah Jur! Knz! Look at that pedo over there! He's hittin' on that little girl AND that little boy!!! what a creep!

Ew that's so gross! Scoot, he's definately mastering the skill of bipedoism
Bipedoism by ScooterFrut June 2, 2011
Bedoism is a religion of worshiping The great Bed. The great Bed is the Bed that you sleep on every night. When you go into a Bedroom do you sit in a chair, or on a desk? No. And there are so many good things you can do in a Bed. A Bed is just a great thing, and it's about time we give back. So people who are Bedodists have certain rituals and follow Book of Bed.
Child: "Is she Catholic?"
Parent: "No, honey! She's a Bedodist. She studies the practice of Bedoism."
Child: "Ohhh, mom I want to learn about "Bedoism "
Bedoism by Emma Chaput February 11, 2009
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bipedalism 

Barefoot bipedalism is a good form of exercise.
bipedalism by uttam maharjan January 29, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026