Bipedoism

The technical definiton of a man, usually older than 30, is attracted to both little boys and little girls... sometimes at the same time.

Whoah Jur! Knz! Look at that pedo over there! He's hittin' on that little girl AND that little boy!!! what a creep!

Ew that's so gross! Scoot, he's definately mastering the skill of bipedoism

by ScooterFrut June 2, 2011

Bedoism

Bedoism is a religion of worshiping The great Bed. The great Bed is the Bed that you sleep on every night. When you go into a Bedroom do you sit in a chair, or on a desk? No. And there are so many good things you can do in a Bed. A Bed is just a great thing, and it's about time we give back. So people who are Bedodists have certain rituals and follow Book of Bed.

Child: "Is she Catholic?"
Parent: "No, honey! She's a Bedodist. She studies the practice of Bedoism."
Child: "Ohhh, mom I want to learn about "Bedoism "

by Emma Chaput February 11, 2009

bipedalism

walking on two feet.

Barefoot bipedalism is a good form of exercise.

by uttam maharjan January 29, 2010