billy’s fish

the guarantee of copious volumes of free merchandise that never ever materialises

Billy: “Hey George, I’m starting at Campbell’s next week, I’ll be able to get you a freezer-full of fish”

20 years later

Jake: “George, did you get billy’s fish”?

George: “Absolutely fuck all, not even a fucking prawn. Freezer is still full of air”

by templegate March 18, 2023