Bikeochondriac

Someone whom is always worried about the well being of their bike and constantly "feeling" failure in the finest of parts.. Most fixie hipsters will fall into this category.

Tony: "Alex, you've spent 6 hours trying to get your chain tension right."
Alex: "I know man, it must be off, my skids just don't feel quite right"
Tony: "You're such a Bikeochondriac."

by Eggbertwaxman November 8, 2010