Literally the fattest thing known to man. Usually can be seen eating students or food. Has an unusual hatred for paper and when somebody takes it out of their backpack. If encountered, hide or say you have an STD and he will not eat you.
Child: *takes out paper*
Big Boy Zielske: SECURITY TO ROOM 120
Child: I didn't do anything
Big Boy Zielske: EXACTLY
Child: what
Big Boy Zielske: SECURITY TO ROOM 120
Child: I didn't do anything
Big Boy Zielske: EXACTLY
Child: what
by TheLoafGeneral August 31, 2018