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1. Ice, Methamphetamines.
2. Anything that is completely fucking awesome or induces euphoria.
3. How i feel when i blow my load on jerrad's mom's face.
4. Good, sweet, awesome, kickass, Ganja.
1. Who has the betley?
2. Holyshit!!! That is fucking Betley!!!
3. Hey bitch, that was Betley.
4. Betley Muthafucka!!!!!(emphasis on any combination of syllables)
betley by The Old Man March 13, 2005
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joe betley 

Joe betley says His grandad can knock 20 gypsys with his pinkie

Nigga Bentley 

A vehicle mainly driven by African Americans; a car that wannabe ballers drive. Used to describe a Chrysler 300.
Tyrone: “Hey did you see Jamal’s new whip? it looks like a Bentley!”

Rashaad: “Yup, that man swangin the nigga bentley”
Nigga Bentley by Mr Steal Ur Grandma December 26, 2020

Bentley Bucks 

Something expensive enough to rival a Bentley car, say .5 to 1 million dollars.
No, you can't live there unless you have Bentley Bucks.

drive like a begley 

A person who drives up hills and fly off them to on comeing traffic
Yo bro i drive like a begley all the time it is so fun you should try it
A kick-ass British squirrel who rebels against authority figures. He is a character in Neurotically Yours. (Foamy The Squirrel) He has a purple Mohawk, yellow eyes, and a spiked tail. He had spent eighteen months in jail for calling the Queen of England a wanker. He is a friend of Foamy.
"All year long I've seen kids play video-games where people are shot in the face, stabbed in the back, and are ran over! All of a sudden, one little sexy pops up in a video-game and everyone has to 'save the children'. SCREW THE CHILDREN !"

*Pulls out middle fingers*
- Begley
Begley by I<3Sgt.Frog July 11, 2010

Bentley'd 

Getting so drunk that you can not have sex with your significant other, so they shove a dildo up your butt while you are asleep.
Trevor had way to much to drink last night so his wife bentley'd him.
Bentley'd by Jeff Bigzley December 2, 2019
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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