Bertation is a resulting pattern of speech from a stroke victim or a person with a traumatic head injury. The speech is characterized by words and sentences which either make no sense or aren't words at all.
Example would be the report given by sereen branson at the 2011 grammies. She invented the word bertation during her speech malfunction reportedly caused by a "complex migraine"
by johnnybaaad February 20, 2011
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Also known as a brain fart, it first appeared shortly after the Emmys when CBS anchorwoman Serene Branson had an infamous tongue-tied episode on live television.
I had an embarrassing bertation when I was giving that speech, dammit!
by X1rtam February 14, 2011
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A general state of confusion, usually at an awards show or other celebrity event.
Everything started out fine but once the drinks were served the night quickly devolved into very heavy bertation.
by Bryan Ganman February 18, 2011
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When one loses the capacity to speak proper english while on camera or in the presence of any other living thing!
Serene Branson had extremely heavy bertations while live on CBS 2 LA. Check you'll see.
by proy21 February 28, 2011
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Serene Branson's signature phrase after the 2011 Grammy awards during a live newscast when she could speak nothing but sheer jibberish for over 10 seconds.
Well, a very very heavy — Heavy Bertation tonight. We had a very daris-darrison fight. Let’s go ahead terrace taze English for the bit to have the pick.
by ironic777 February 17, 2011
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