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Bend over and I’ll show you 

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is
10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes 

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.
"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."