Bella Nicole 2005 Roubaix Elite (14 May 2005 - 21 July 2023) was a princess who was widely recognized as a much nicer version of Gabby ALR 5 the scumbag. Bella Nicole actually cared about your feelings and wanted to spend time with you, rather than exploit and guilt-trip you. Unlike Gabby, Bella Nicole actually helped make society better, freed many of gabby's prisoner of wars and trailed Gabby for treason in 2011.
SaryNeverClear enjoyer: I liked Gabby ALR 5.
Nisha: WHAT?? you must also like Hitler!
SaryBeverClear enjoyer: whoops. I ment Bella Nicole.
Nisha: that's better sary.
Nisha: WHAT?? you must also like Hitler!
SaryBeverClear enjoyer: whoops. I ment Bella Nicole.
Nisha: that's better sary.
by FugginPARODYbro July 02, 2025
The name of a 2005 Specialized Roubaix Elite road bike, with "state of the art" SRAM Rival eTap drivetrain, "full carbon frame" and a "fully intergrated handlebars". In reality its a fucking Bike shaped object from Specialized, North America's worst bicycle manufacture. SRAM Rival eTap is a complete joke, brakes are misaligned, specialized is known for its BSO's and cheap bikes that can be found in Walmart.
Me: check out my bike named Bella Nicole, its my 2005 Specialized Roubaix Elite i got from a bike shop.
Barack Obama: that thing is complete shitty BSO (bike shaped object) i got at target for less than $100. looks and feels exactly the same as that one. Yall know Specialized "Bicycle" cooperation sells crappy "full suspension" MTBs and road bikes built to fail.
Barack Obama: that thing is complete shitty BSO (bike shaped object) i got at target for less than $100. looks and feels exactly the same as that one. Yall know Specialized "Bicycle" cooperation sells crappy "full suspension" MTBs and road bikes built to fail.
by Knmagor May 13, 2023