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Belisarius 

1. (b.505?-d.565) Byzantine military commander who suppressed the Nika Revolt, conquered Vandal North Africa, Sicilia, and Italy, and saved Constantinople from the Bulgarian Huns before being imprisoned on trumped-up charges of treason in 562.
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"Belisarius pretended to accept the offer, rode to Ravenna to be crowned, and promptly arrested the leaders of the Goths and reclaimed their entire kingdom - no halfway settlement - for Byzantium."
Belisarius by Belisarius March 2, 2004
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Belissarios 

A fat and tall guy who wears glasses and is pretty smart but likes to glob glizzies
Belissarios is so smart
Belissarios by Master 2020 November 20, 2021

Belissarios 

Belissarios is a good handsome and fat guy,he is also super drippy
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Belissarios by Master 2020 November 20, 2021

Belisario 

A man, typically of Latin or Spanish origin, with a warm heart and caring personality. Belisario Can often come off as mean or serious at first, but is actually the sweetest man you could ever meet. Belisario is highly intelligent and hard working, however he doesn’t see himself in this regard. He is humble, and always puts his loved ones first. If you meet a Belisario you’re going to want to hold on to him.
His name is Belisario? He must be a keeper!
Belisario by A.A.M November 22, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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