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Belgian Pretzel

A desperate, supposedly romantic, move to win over a woman's heart by first staging a kidnapping/mugging, and then swooping in to save the day with your "heroic" efforts.
When the traditional chocolates, flowers, and songs don't impress a girl, think about the Belgian Pretzel.
by kps000 June 22, 2009
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Belgian Pretzal

When a man shits all over a girls chest, then the woman shits on the mans chest, they play naked twister while fucking her in the butt, then adds a whipped cream topping by ejaculating all over her back.
Julia was just a big Belgian pretzal sandwich with shit on her chest and spunk on her back
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