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The one true lord and saviour, he is an English Bulldog in the shape of a human. He had a son who's name is Georgette W. Bush. The followers of Thej Behj speak their own unique language, where every word has a j at the end. You must convert or have your soul condemned.
"Ourj lordj Behj, thej onej truej godj, lovesj allj. Butj ifj youj don'tj convertj you'llj goj toj hellj andj neverj bej forgivenj.
Behj by LaEllaFinch December 27, 2017
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Behjet is an Arabic name which has two meanings. One is happiness, or the one who always smiles. And the other is a nice fragrance.
Behjet! What a unique name!
behjet by Alisha Rae May 17, 2021
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behjesus 

behjesus - what you say/scream when you are either confused/stunned/scared/exited
Joe: "Holy behjesus Kiil, go eat shit!!!"
Kiil: "Shut up Joe, go fuck your mom!!!"
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The act of reaching down into someone's pants (and possibly giving sexual relief) when the other person goes in for a handshake.
Be careful of Ben, he usually goes in for a Behjoo every time I see him.
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Behjat is a computer science engineer artificial intelligence with wolfy amber eyes. Im such a big fan uwu
I wanna be a Behjat kahiki when i grow up mamma
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Behjat is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. The aura around her is so wonderful, its so vibrant to be around her. I have been in love with her since the day I met her but it is a sacred so dont tell her. If you ever see her just straight get married, dont miss your chance.
You're not Behjat, fuck you bitch.
Behjat by Rafael_Oig_Oig January 4, 2023

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worker: man, when the FOAIhfuljkAF Behjenxhxnxh is acting real FOAIhfuljkAF Behjenxhxnxh you know it's a hard time
worker 2: thats so true.
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