Befunkle

To confuse someone. To bewilder them. Stupefy them.

Past Tense: Befunkled

Police were BEFUNKLED when they discovered that the giant magnifying glass had been stolen, but soon figured out what was going on when people started spontaneously combusting.

by Keeper of Memory Pepperochu July 6, 2004

Befuckled

1. Commonly used in military HQ's, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.

1. Wow that change to the briefing is going to have the staff completely Befuckled.

2. That LT has no clue about that; He's pretty much befuckled.

by tankboy2k April 23, 2006

Befuckled

So intensely shocked at someone's actions that you just think "What the fuck?"

I am befuckled that he actually thought she wouldn't find out

by Shawty August 16, 2004

Befundled

Flabbergasted, or Not Knowing What Your Talking About.

Confused.

My parents were befundled about what my sister was saying through the wall.

by JGS Jr. September 20, 2009

befungle

typical Obama mistake, major screw up, clusterfuck, or a primal state of douchebaggedness.

Obama befungled the relationship with Israel.

by nuttsgt November 9, 2013

bejunkle funkle

A slang term for when a banana get stuck in your ass and when you go to pull it out your hand knocks a hair dryer into a bathtub, killing whoever is inside.

"Shit man how'd he die?"
"Steve musta bejunkle funkled him."

by linkle finkle October 29, 2017

Befundled

The act of being so surprised that the penis gets erect but only 2 inches, this is extremely rare in young and older males

Wow! My teacher was befundled by my absence!

by PutterBeanut April 27, 2022