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Beefosaur 

The highly likely occurrence that a woman has so much beef chops that she can wrap her pussy around a building. Beefosaurs are commonly morbidly obese. They usually are found at Burger King. Their mating call frightens skinny children into becoming Beefosaurs, and invented Obese Pornography.
Mitch: Holy shit look at Lara's Beefosaur! her pussy can probably eat my car!
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a samosa that is just was too beefy to qualify as a samosa anymore
Boy: that samosa was soooooo beefy
Girl: that's no samosa, it's a beefosa
beefosa by Robert Timms October 25, 2007

Behemosaur 

fat emo kids who tend to stick around other small and defenseless emo's.this type of emo seems to be the protector of small emo's. it does in fact reproduce asexually do to them being unable to find mates.
protectors giants emo rainbow fat swampdonkey lonely behemosaur
Behemosaur by coldesttwo March 13, 2010

bleedosauras rex  

(Noun) the creature that appears in the humid, semi-tropical region of the female groin during "that" time of the month- leaving a ferociously bleeding vagina after feeding.
Hey Tom, whats wrong with your wife? "Oh hell, she was attacked by the BLEEDOSAURAS REX last night, there was so much blood, I'll probably have to burn the sheets again."
bleedosauras rex by DMSquared April 25, 2009

beerosaurus rex 

a big guy who looks completely ridiculous drunk
watch out for the beerosaurus rex over there. He might fall on you

beefasaurus

someone who is so large that it hurts your great-great-great grandchildren's eyes and reputation.
dude, your mom is a fucking beefasaurus!
beefasaurus by nerdy4u420 May 7, 2010