beef neck

when you playfully *slap* the back of someone's neck, usually after they make a dumb or obvious statement. saying "BEEF NECK!" is optional while administering the *slap*.

After Bobbi asked me where her keys were, I pointed out they were right in front of her on her desk, and then gave her a BEEF NECK!

by xpiratebillx November 22, 2010

Beef Neck

A girl who develops a strong neck due to taking repeated (pelvic) force to the face (thus resembling a cow's neck).

Aka.: bovine bitches, cattle neck, throat like a t-bone.

My girlfriend is developing quite a nice beef neck.

Damn! Them bitches got beef necks.

I want a beef neck'd girl.

Call me Old McDonald, cause my bovine bitches got cattle necks!

by Travisty Designs February 25, 2011

Beef Necklace

Somewhat similiar to the pearl necklace, only semen is replaced by a log of shit in this variant.

My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a pearl necklace for her birthday. But instead I gave my brother Rob a beef necklace that night.

Jenny tried to give me a beef necklace, but only succeeded in shitting in my mouth.

by Robert Beefson December 20, 2009

beefneck

reaction to when someone says something stupid, you slap them on the back of the neck while saying "beefneck"

Person #1: "Megan Fox isn't hot"

Person #2: "Beefneck"

by willy_j_33 October 19, 2010

Beefneck

When someone says a gay joke, something stupid, or something that deserves to be punished for. You also say beefneck while slapping the back part of their neck. Beefneck is a way to say that something is dumb; some people confess and put forward their necks and get hit, voluntarily.

Jimmy: Basketball is one of the dumbest sports ever.

John: Beefneck!!

(Slaps back of neck)

by Beefnecker November 28, 2010