Beats me Off 

Answer to a question that you have no idea how to answer.

A-How did that pine cone basket get there?
B-Beats me off.

Beats me Off by hotstuff babee March 31, 2008

beat me off 

A phrase used to express frustration or anger, often towards a professor who gives hard exams or women that ghost you

Friend 1: how did you do on that exam.

Friend 2: went horrible, turned that thing in and told him he could beat me off

beat me off by Kern May 17, 2016

Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

Jack me off like you beat your own meat! by eda-skip November 24, 2021