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Beat your Jesus
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a common
masturbation
term used in
the christian
world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad
little boys
.fluff your garfield
Let me lick your leg!!!
DAMNIT
!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self*
fucking
incoherent
boys
by
315 & T-Dog!
March 27, 2003
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