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bearwall 

Massive wall of text that starts out with a premise, adds facts directly related to the premise, and then seemingly wanders off topic into random off color stories for a while, before finally wrapping the entire wall of text up by coming back and tying everything together.
Bearwall is the term coined by readers to describe the massive rambling blog post style made famous by the Big Bear Butt blogger.

The term refers to long 3500 word+ posts that incorporate stories about wildly disparate and unrelated topics such as military life, video games and stupid drivers, all brought together to make a point about, as an example, irritating large groups of people.
bearwall by Kortunharig February 25, 2010

bhootnike bhosdike bharway 

Trifecta insult that you can say to someone in one sentence.
Aditya: man my everything hurts.
Ram: abey chup bhootnike bhosdike bharway

Bearwalk 

#1: To escort a UC Berkeley student while wearing bright yellow and blue clothing.

#2: To perform an act of sexual conquest comparable to that of a bear mauling.
1: I was bearwalked last night to my dorm, since I was shitfaced drunk.

2: I was bearwalked last night IN my dorm, since I was shitfaced drunk.
Bearwalk by pecoae October 26, 2009

bearwarts 

A spin-off of Hogwarts, where all the characters are bears.
I watched Bearwarts with some friends last night.
bearwarts by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021

bearwald 

Fucking weird ass bitch with saggy tits and no ass, always wearing slippers. 0 personality, no dick in 19 yets, ugly as shit and cant take a joke. ew ew ew
your being a bearwald
bearwald by shehdh November 14, 2021
A Mexican martial art that utilizes the use of various footwear (manly chanclas, sandals, and slides) to incapacitate any belligerent or out of line beings of the lower classes originating in Southern Mexico. Used against and by the cartel known as Los Mexicans by American Forces.
beanway by Sensai Beanway November 22, 2023