Bearfan

Refers to a fan of the Chicago Bears. General characteristics of Bear fans are loyalty, dedication, intelligence, discretion, and taste. Opposite of packerfan.

The Bearfan paused, and despite the weak insults and delusional rantings of the sniveling Packerfan clutching at his feet, gave the poor cheesehead a dollar, patted him on the head, and said "remember the glory days big fella."

by Illiniruss May 14, 2006

bearfam

The Bearfam is a fandom made by Tessa.bear on tiktok.We dont call the Bearfam a ‘fandom’ we call it a family.

friend:are you in any fandoms?
me:yea the bearfam

by cloudyx January 15, 2021

bearface

a real life angel who is in brockhampton

dude, did you hear bearface singing summer live? shit made me cry a lil bit.

by MKUltras June 11, 2018

bearanoid

To have an irrational fear of bears.

Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.

by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007

bearfalo

Bearfalo (n) a bearlike creature having a humped buffalo-esque back, seeming to exude coolness. Often referred to as the place holder of the top of all food chains.....combined.

Did you see that Gnar Bearfalo Schralp that hill?

by The Bearfalo whisperer November 20, 2013

bearanoia

Bearanoia is a disturbed thought process characterized by excessive anxiety or fear of bears, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Bearanoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat of bears. In the original Greek, (bearnoia) simply means, really fuckin' scared of bears (beara = bears; nous = really fuckin' scared of) and, historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state concerning bears.

Stephen Colbert suffers from bearanoia. Timothy Treadwell did not.

by ll graham August 5, 2007

bearanoid

The overly irrational fear of bears brought on by camping in the wild for the first time. Bearanoia is most likely to occur in places such as Yosemite or Yellowstone where bear attacks have been known to occur at campsites.

Wife: Should I wash this flavored chapstick off before bed so the bears don't try to get in our tent tonight to lick my lips?

Husband: No dear, you're just being bearanoid.

by nutzoid July 8, 2011