Beached Ass

Word given a old fat ladies ass on granddaddy's head. This usally evolves some kind of anal penetration with the tongue.

1.Please Muffy can ya get this Beached Ass offa ma face ya dam whore.
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?

by Tim the Gardener May 14, 2003

beach ass-view

On the beach, when (normally) a girl (usually hot), wants to seduce or just pleasure a guy on the beach laying on a towel, she walks up to him and says "your towel is twisted, lemme fix that." She then proceeds to straddle his head and squat down so his head is directly under her ass and she pulls on the towel near the swim trunks area to slightly pull down the swim trunks, providing a double sensation.

If the girl is REALLY hot, or the guy is seen getting a boner/liking it, the girl can touch her ass to his face.

This is normally done with the girl in a bathing suit, often a bikini.

Dude, this insanely hot girl in a bikini gave me a beach ass-view today! She sat on my face!

by viewedabeachass June 06, 2010

Beach towel ass

When you have a butt so flat that it looks as if you have a beach towel wrapped around your waist.

Boy, you got a beach towel ass! Yo butt so flat it goes from your back straight down to yo knees.

by Towelass December 11, 2019