A last act of desperation. A staged performance of mental Incompetency calculated to excuse bad behavior or avoid consequences, e.g. parading in the streets in a bathrobe like Vito Gigante, “the Chin.”
The politician has become so desperate To explain his deplorable behavior that he’s pulling out his bathrobe defense.
by Jean Dizzy December 25, 2019
A complete pervert, worse than a internet troll, a common piece of shite.
A roadside goblin that is a fantastic fizzy douche of a leftist, Democrat twatwaffle.
A roadside goblin that is a fantastic fizzy douche of a leftist, Democrat twatwaffle.
That dude keeps writing hatred for Republican values and the good Christians, he types his spiteful attitude on, Twitter, YouTube and Facebook like a Bathrobe Larry!!
by #beadickheadforREALS March 22, 2023
Can be used as a substitute for "Thats what she said." in situations where a statement was made with a sexual double entendre.
Rob- "Man, I'm really having a hard time fitting this in here!"
Phil- " Says the man in the bathrobe!"
Phil- " Says the man in the bathrobe!"
by Frosticles13 April 30, 2011
When a young man is much too infatuated with a woman in his life to pay attention to his surroundings (friends,family,video games,exercising, etc.) and commits most of his life-with the exception of breathing and eating- to the female in hopes of finding,establishing, or maintaining a love connection.
Grammatical use: adjective, object, or verb
Synonyms: pussy whipped
Grammatical use: adjective, object, or verb
Synonyms: pussy whipped
Young Joc: "Yo Jumpman, where that boy at?! that new Halo betas out."
Jumpman: "Last I saw him, this girl had him wearing a young money bathrobe...haven't heard from him since..."
Jumpman: "Last I saw him, this girl had him wearing a young money bathrobe...haven't heard from him since..."
by Jumpman 3000 February 1, 2016