poop-on-bathmat

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.

desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

human bathmat

It's that thing of when midgets have dreadlocks and they lie down on the floor.

Did you see those human bathmats at New York's hottest club, Slash?

by trikeman May 20, 2010

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.

desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

I don’t want to have sex with you as you smell like a wet bathmat

by Booner 106 May 8, 2019