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Base War 

Addable points of the touching, grazing, fondling, groping, and/or slapping of one's "bases". The bases consist of:

first base-mouth
second base-bosom/pec

third base-outer genitalia
fourth base-bottom (outer cheek only)
fifth base-rectum entry
home run- vaginal entry
grand slam-third base to third base conact (also known as sexual intercourse, should only be used in dyer circumstances)
Each base equals the number of points equal to the base. (i.e. first base= 1 point). The points for home run and grand slam are dependent on the harshness of the play.
Female player 1 yells "Base War" and within moments comes into contact with Female player 2's bosum. Player one is rewarded one point.
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Base Wars 

That one minecraft game that you force your friends to play because it is so good and is better than everything else in the world.
Raul: "Base wars when"
Shannon: "BASE WARS WHEN"
Base Wars by Kecreeper August 29, 2022

base wars 

example: henry: hey david did you play base wars

david: yeah. I kept getting spawnkilled by diehards.

base wars 

example: henry: hey david did you play base wars

david: yeah. I kept getting spawnkilled by diehards.