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Base War 

Addable points of the touching, grazing, fondling, groping, and/or slapping of one's "bases". The bases consist of:

first base-mouth
second base-bosom/pec

third base-outer genitalia
fourth base-bottom (outer cheek only)
fifth base-rectum entry
home run- vaginal entry
grand slam-third base to third base conact (also known as sexual intercourse, should only be used in dyer circumstances)
Each base equals the number of points equal to the base. (i.e. first base= 1 point). The points for home run and grand slam are dependent on the harshness of the play.
Female player 1 yells "Base War" and within moments comes into contact with Female player 2's bosum. Player one is rewarded one point.
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Base Wars 

That one minecraft game that you force your friends to play because it is so good and is better than everything else in the world.
Raul: "Base wars when"
Shannon: "BASE WARS WHEN"
Base Wars by Kecreeper August 29, 2022

base wars 

example: henry: hey david did you play base wars

david: yeah. I kept getting spawnkilled by diehards.

base wars 

a bad game with fake people
example: henry: hey david did you play base wars

david: yeah. I kept getting spawnkilled by diehards.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026