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Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)
Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?
by Dave May 26, 2005
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Bavarian Stove

Earlier name of the Cleveland Steamer. Popular amongst the crowned heads of Europe in the nineteenth century.
Victoria was most amused when Albert unhooked himself from his trousers and gave her a Bavarian Stove.
by Gajira July 28, 2009
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Bavarian Strudel

A man, while wearing Leiderhosen, ejaculates on a bundt cake and tosses it piece by piece into the awaiting mouth of his partner who is wearing a dirndl.

-The man also has the option of singing joyful German folk music while masturbating.
After dinner I gave Susie a Bavarian Strudel for dessert.
by lkhag August 10, 2012
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Bavarian Slice

A term used to describe a very very very very very very truly beautiful male. Can be used as an adjective and as a noun. Part of the pastry rating system, see Butter pie, Vanilla slice, Iced bun.
'OH MY GOD, HENRY CAVILL HAS JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM'
'WHAT A BUTTER PIE!'

'WHAT, I AM SORRY, HE IS A BAVARIAN SLICE!!'
by TobiasGreenwald November 18, 2009
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Bavarian snorkel

When your girlfriend (or a very friendly male acquaintance) places your balls in their mouth while holding your erect penis against the side of their face
She went from giving me a great bj to a gold ol’ Bavarian snorkel in 2 seconds flat
by fred zeplin November 18, 2020
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Bavarian suprise

The act of shoving a Regensburger Wurst up some ones ass while they are asleep.
Person 1: Hey man, how was the sleepover at kyle?
Person 2: not good, he gave me a Bavarian Suprise and now I can barely walk.
by phd.whom June 16, 2022
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Bavarian Syndrome

Used to describe a country (typically one that is caught between larger powers), that attempts to project soft power by shilling their culture everywhere. South Korea and Israel are prime examples of this.
Goy 1: Dude I just had Israeli hummus it is SOOO GOOD! *soyfaces in hebrew*
Guy 2: That's Arab.
Goy 1: Cool it with the anti-semitism, my dudeskI!
Goy 2: You jews just have bavarian syndrome, Israel is an illegitimate state just like South Korea
by etnomed July 23, 2025
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