Bavarian Snorkler 

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

Bavarian Snorkler by Dave May 26, 2005

Bavarian Stove 

Earlier name of the Cleveland Steamer. Popular amongst the crowned heads of Europe in the nineteenth century.

Victoria was most amused when Albert unhooked himself from his trousers and gave her a Bavarian Stove.

Bavarian Stove by Gajira July 28, 2009

Bavarian Strudel 

A man, while wearing Leiderhosen, ejaculates on a bundt cake and tosses it piece by piece into the awaiting mouth of his partner who is wearing a dirndl.

-The man also has the option of singing joyful German folk music while masturbating.

After dinner I gave Susie a Bavarian Strudel for dessert.

Bavarian Strudel by lkhag August 10, 2012

Bavarian Slice 

A term used to describe a very very very very very very truly beautiful male. Can be used as an adjective and as a noun. Part of the pastry rating system, see Butter pie, Vanilla slice, Iced bun.

'OH MY GOD, HENRY CAVILL HAS JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM'
'WHAT A BUTTER PIE!'

'WHAT, I AM SORRY, HE IS A BAVARIAN SLICE!!'

Bavarian Slice by TobiasGreenwald November 18, 2009

Bavarian snorkel 

When your girlfriend (or a very friendly male acquaintance) places your balls in their mouth while holding your erect penis against the side of their face

She went from giving me a great bj to a gold ol’ Bavarian snorkel in 2 seconds flat

Bavarian snorkel by fred zeplin November 18, 2020

Bavarian suprise

The act of shoving a Regensburger Wurst up some ones ass while they are asleep.

Person 1: Hey man, how was the sleepover at kyle?
Person 2: not good, he gave me a Bavarian Suprise and now I can barely walk.

Bavarian suprise by phd.whom June 16, 2022

Bavarian Syndrome 

Used to describe a country (typically one that is caught between larger powers), that attempts to project soft power by shilling their culture everywhere. South Korea and Israel are prime examples of this.

Goy 1: Dude I just had Israeli hummus it is SOOO GOOD! *soyfaces in hebrew*
Guy 2: That's Arab.
Goy 1: Cool it with the anti-semitism, my dudeskI!
Goy 2: You jews just have bavarian syndrome, Israel is an illegitimate state just like South Korea

Bavarian Syndrome by etnomed July 23, 2025