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Barroni

A word defined in the suburbs of a village known as March. Barroni's are the "elite crème de la crème" of Barron's and possess a lot of charm and passive traits.

They're also work well with Jimmy's, fuck knows why.
Oi Barroni!
BARRONI!
That is such a Barroni.
Want a piece of my Barroni?
by Vo0m July 21, 2011
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Baronium

Successor of the mad Titan, Daimo and a friend of Jason Derulo. Baronium is also a chef.
Watch out for Baronium, he’s been trained in culinary arts by Daimo.”
by cringe terminator June 5, 2019
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Barrnie

The action of throwing bologna on a bound person for erotic pleasure.
When we get home I'm gonna Barrnie you all night.
by Oscar Myyer October 1, 2010
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Bartoni

1. A last name, highest of the names of the gods. Denotes an awesomeness never before seen with human eyes. Italian to the core, thereby multiplying said awesomeness.

2. A descriptor given to a member of the Bartoni family, as Bartonis are often indescribeable.
2. John: Dude, describe this Bartoni guy for me.
Alex: He's Bartoni.
by Alec Stevenson June 2, 2008
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Barron

A gentleman. A natural flirt, a warm smile that lights up a room. A man who knows A smooth operator. Sucks you in before you know whats happened. A good buddy to his friends. A carefree fun, easygoing spirit. A natural horse whisperer. Not afraid to gamble whose only fault is road hypnosis. Very charismatic and draws all the women near. Watch out he's liable to make you more fun than you ever thought. Warning do not drink the coffee.
1. He was a real barron. (protector of women)
2. Her attitude was real

Barron (fun, easy going, carefree)
by Kber September 18, 2014
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barmonics

the act of playing each strings harmonics on a guitar, simultaneously, by barring your finger over the desired frets
Holy shit! AJ just pulled off some dope barmonics!
by A J Jay Zep April 29, 2009
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Phil Baroni

Phil Baroni is arguably the greatest showman in the history of human fighting. He is the New York Bad Ass and he represents the coolest faction in the fight scene, Hammer House (never bet the house against the Hammer House!). He wears a beautiful robe and sunglasses worth more than the average man's life. He enjoys dancing to the ring and yelling at referees for touching his hair. He has big muscles and likes to show them off much to the asian/island women's delight while wearing nothing but daisy dukes. The Baroni style of fighting consists of jiving around for a few seconds then promptly storming in and punching the opponent as hard as possible in the head until they are rendered unconscious; it is time tested and proven highly effective. There is also video evidence of Baroni mocking his opponents screams of pain during post-match interviews. Phil Baroni has a great amateur wrestling background but he refuses to use it because he is a showman and knows what the people want to see. Punching. And lots of it. Phil Baroni has claimed on more than one occasion that he is the greatest fighter in his weight class, which is a no brainer, but Baroni is too humble to say what most everyone else believes, that he is the greatest fighter in any weight class...ever. He also was a male stripper at a go-go bar.
"If I fought Matt Lindland 100 times, I'd win 98% of the time." -Phil Baroni

"There's no such thing as a Matt Lindland fan." -Phil Baroni

"Lindland looks just like Woogie from There is Something About Mary, how am I possibly supposed to take this guy seriously?" -Phil Baroni

"I'm a savage." -Phil Baroni

"I won! I'm the best ever! Ever!" -Phil Baroni

"If you're in someone's guard and you can't take a punch from them then you're a pussy and should stick to grappling." -Phil Baroni

"I'm the best." -Phil Baroni
by Wenusan May 15, 2006
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