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Barock Obama

The notorious ship between the 44th president of the United States, Barackoli Obama, and Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson. Fans went wild over the sexual tension of these two, and the trend of believing they were a couple rose, and has not simmered down since.
*every 14 year old girls‘ sleepover*

Linda: “okay Suzie, who’s your otp?”
Meredith: “Don‘t. Fucking. Say. It.”
Suzie: “Why, Barock Obama, of course.”
Linda: “Now that’s hot.”
Barock Obama by Ratzlap December 15, 2019
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Barock Obama

a no good hack that only ran for president because he new he would win due to the fact that he is black and democrat. if you voted for him you have been a major tool. have a fun 4 years.
Mike: hey ted, you hear about Barock Obama's new health care reform.

Ted: no, what about it.

Mike: well if we re-elect obama, we should see results by the end of his second term.

Ted: yayyyy.
Barock Obama by the end of the end November 29, 2010

Barack Obama's Last Name 

Friend : What's Barack Obama's last name?
Me : His name is.... 😣➡️😖➡️🤢➡️🤮➡️💀

Barack Obama Weed 

A very strong strain of chronic marijuana with a physical appearance of a very dark exterior and a pure white crystal-coated interior.
After smoking a personal bowl of Barack Obama Weed, i couldn't tell the difference between Obama and McCain.

Barack Obama Beatbox 

Former US President Barack Obama beatboxing.
"Hello this is your former US President Barack Obama and I just want to tell you that I know how to beatbox."
Cuts to Barack Obama Beatboxing

Brock Obama

Brock Obama is the lulziest politician ever. He trolls pedophiles that cant take a joke, and racist kids who think Justin Bieber is god. He started Brockism, the only religion that matters. He is your president, and you need not question him.
Remember when Brock Obama dominated Jared Milton? It was like if Mike Tyson fought an infant.
Brock Obama by limitedclown July 28, 2011

Barack Obama 

Barack Obama would have saved America from a shitload of embarrassment if he was able to run a third term
Barack Obama by Soul_Driver May 5, 2020
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