Barloh 

An individual who is married and/or obsessed with student government. Organizes student senate comittee meeting folders with careful care and percission. Almost always unavaliable, unless its time for some presidential function, in which case, look out, 'cause your favorite Barloh is around and ready for action.

You're turning into such a Barloh! Last week, you were organizing the Student Diversity Bonfire, and this week, you're running for class president.

Barloh by My name is unimportant April 9, 2008

eve barlow 

Amber heard’s turd

Did you hear? Amber left an Eve Barlow on johnnys bed

eve barlow by Overamber May 30, 2022

Barlo 

To be attracted to bees, considered a mental illness

“That person has Barlos, they need to see a therapist”

Barlo by Gourmetramen April 30, 2021

Barlhead 

Used to describe one with a skin head/ shaven head. One may use this term as a comeback given to a skinhead after they try to roast one.

skinhead: Well at least i don’t look as ugly as yo bitch ass
Person 1: Shut up you barlhead!
Person2: *Giggles*
Skinhead: *Stands in silence*

Barlhead by JReedy August 27, 2019

Matt Barlow 

Matt Barlow is the former Iced Earth lead vocalist. He has the best metal voice known to man, and is probably the main reason why the band kicked so much ass. He left after the events on 9/11 to peruse a career as a law enforcement officer. The fans of Iced Earth were extremely saddened by his departure, but support his decision to do whatever he wants with his life. Iced Earth currently has Tim "Ripper" Owens on vocals. Owens is not quite as good as Barlow was, but is still a solid vocalist.

Set "Did you know that the voice of Jesus sounds very similar to that of Matt Barlow's voice. The only difference is that Jesus's voice isn't as cool."

Matt Barlow by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Barlow's Law 

A philosophical theory proposed by philosopher Patrick D. Barlow in 2016:
"If you can talk about it, you can joke about it."
For example: women, mongoloids, and everything in-between is okay to joke about unless you choose to ignore them completely... which in that case just makes you a politically correct douche-rocket.

Alex: "You can't say that the UNICEF kids would make great Xylophones after they die of malnutrition."
Ben: "Barlow's Law says otherwise."

Barlow's Law by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019

Barlowen 

Barlowen, is Mark Owen and Gary Barlow from Take That together romantically. Normally found in a fanfiction on Live Journal or another website.

God, the way Gary smacked Mark's arse in the last concert was proof that Barlowen exists!

Barlowen by XxGaz'sGurlxX February 13, 2009