Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation
Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard
by StupidShadyGames May 21, 2017
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Sicky bard (or sicky bad) is a South Wales/Valleys term for being generally unwell.
Dafydd: Didn't see you yesterday, where was you?
Cerys: I was off work sicky bard all day.

Dafydd: Oh love you.
by spambox March 15, 2021
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