Banjox

Banjox - An intoxicating session with your closest of friends for those who know better. Often features an array of stimulants and narcotics and unforgiving amount of alcohol.

You and your mates have been hitting it hard for good 14 hours and you've just arrived home for a proper carry on. You've announced a drug amnesty and everyone empties their pockets and gives up whatever they have left. You proceed to fill the the decanter with Malibu & Milk and start snorting the pile of good stuff. You're on a proper banjox.

by Lerchtheslurp. January 16, 2010

Banjo banki

noun

A large old lady who can play the banjo and strip. This person usually wears high heels and pantyhose. She also sings with a southern accent.

That banjo banki sucked last night why can't they get better strippers?

by AkariTheTurtle October 15, 2013

Banjolele

1. Half banjo, half ukulele--banjolele!!
2. Jackson Rathbone from Twilight and 100 Monkeys has one.
3. Sweeeeeet!!!

That asshole stole my banjolele.

by puffinmuffin. January 20, 2009

banjax

Irish term meaning to break, beat to hell, or destroy.

The fecker run into me on the roundabout; me car was banjaxed.

by Cannoneo February 12, 2006

Banjo-Tooie

One of the most frustrating games ever for completionists. The levels are much larger and much more complex than in Banjo-Kazooie, you get less max health, there's a boss in every level, and the boss battles can be very challenging. It is still a great game nonetheless

The quickest recorded time anyone's ever gotten all 90 jiggies and 900 musical notes in Banjo-Tooie is over 4 hours and 40 minutes

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.

It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"

by Survival Guide May 12, 2010

Banjo-Tooie

Sequel to Rare's popular N64 game Banjo-Kazooie. Banjo and Kazooie are back to stop Gruntilda a second time.
It only had a limited shelf life as it was one of the last games made for the N64. It’s hard to get hold of but an excellent game nonetheless.

Banjo-Tooie for the Nintendo 64.

by Arkatos July 3, 2004