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1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.

2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.

3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.

4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.

5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?

Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
by bandgeek55 December 22, 2010
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a manly girl who stalks band kids despite the fact she's not in band and is in love with a man who is gay with a large mustache
Justin: Did you walk by the band room this morning?
Billy: Yea, she went all "band stalker" on everyone again...
by gertyLUVSyou March 13, 2009
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