Ballziac

Something uber cool and filled with testosterone. Anything that can be enjoyed by heterosexual dudes. Pure awesomeness.

Dude 1: Did you see bush getting a shoe hurled at him by an iraqi?
Dude2: Dude that was total Ballziac!

by McPendo January 6, 2010

ballzach

Name of a person who is often cocky and still yet a douche bag. Ballzach's have spitting problems and usually drool when laughing so hard.

"Yo did you see ballzach drool after he took a dump on that kids car"

by David Bernard December 15, 2008

Ballzitch

A convenient contraction of the two words balls and itch. The male genitalia is one of the most optimum places on the body for bacteria, parisites, and fungi to flourish. Some of these things cause the tesitcles to itch. When this occurs, it saves time to simply say "Ballzitch" and scratch your testes until alleviated rather than have your friends ask, "Were you just playing with yourself?"

"Wait up a sec, ballzitch."

by PsychoFrog September 25, 2004

ballzach smack

When a darshist bangs his chick 'till she's sopping wet, then gives her a slap her in the face with his wet hand.

Ballzach was three knuckles deep in his chick last night, until he decided to pull 'em out and give her a ballzach smack.

by Ballzy89 April 29, 2009

ballzack

sack where balls are held

zach holzman parks dis shit in his mouth

by lil nigga April 10, 2004

ballzach

a complete faggot named zach with anger problems who copies one of their cool friends, style, jokes, hair, etc. because they have no personality or nothing good going for them, a ballzach gets so angry over stupid jokes that he may develop high blood pressure or even cut your palm.

Zach Fischer is such a ballzach. i make one joke and the faggot flips out, we should circumsize that faggot, his mildly attractive girlfriend has been choosing my dick over his because i'm circumsized.

by goochmaster tweeze November 24, 2011

Ballzach

A type of man with fragile masculinity who has to make a big deal about miniscule issues. Often argues about being poor while spending hundreds of dollars on himself.

Girl 1: ugh my dad is such a ballzach. He argued with my mom because she had the lights on in the hallway when she was in the kitchen.
Girl 2: bro wtf

Girl 1: right? He said it's because of the electricity bill or whatever but he just bought a 3,000 dollar lawn mower, or so he says anyways.

by Gaytheaterkidfuckoff August 6, 2018