Ballz backwards 

An inability to function at a socially exceptable rate, due to extreme ammounts of awkwardness in everyday problems and procedure.
As awkward as seeing someone with two testicles tucked behind their legs and bending over.

"Yo, my rents are ballz backwards about this trip, so I'm not too sure if the thizzle is going down this weekend or next."
Well... picture the awkward sight of someone balls tucked in between their legs (balls are backwards) therefore the parent's planning abilities are slightly flawed due to their awkward way of going about things.

Ballz backwards by bG. May 25, 2006

ballz backwards 

When someone's social respect is lowered, because of their drug habbits. This includes Thizz, Pot, and Shrooms.

Socially awkward due to un-explainable laughter at various unhumorous situations. Also acceptably referred to as a Head, i.e. Pot Head, Shroom Head, Thizz Head.

When someone has partied too much and needs to take a year or so off of the club/hippie scene or let the pot pass.

"No, you shouldn't invite Deron...he's all ballz backwards and shit, I really can't stand him"

ballz backwards by Bobby -g May 28, 2006

backwards ball 

A magical ball in the computer game zuma which makes all the balls move in a backwards direction. It is very exciting.

ZUMA master1: What's your favourite kind of ball?

ZUMA master2: Hmm, that's a tough one but i'd have to say the backwards ball on zuma.

backwards ball by Alice 'knorp' Rison April 30, 2008

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Backwoods Disco Ball 

When one rubs their testicles along the rotting remains of a dead animal and shines them with a black light

"Look Ronnie, Bert is doing the Backwoods Disco Ball."

Backwoods Disco Ball by Erik VanPelt December 29, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019