Ballswack

The action of pelvic thrusting to create a slapping noise erupting from the gooch to testicles contact. Slappin' your weiner up and down to make slappy noises.

Dude, did you hear that ballswack? It was intense. It sounded like two sea lions mating.

by Drummingbagel December 6, 2009

Ballsacktomy

A method of birth control.

The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.

Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.

"My dad had a ballsacktomy because my Mom doesn't want to have more kids. He let the doctors chop his nuts off."

by The Queen of Errythang July 20, 2014

Ballsack McGee

Epithet for a dweeb, loser, or any generally disliked person within a social circle. May refer to individuals interchangeably.

Dude, keep this party on the DL, I don't want Ballsack McGee showing up.

by NotBallsackMcGee August 9, 2012

Ballsack Bandit

A Ballsack bandit is one who sneaks up on sedated men and cuts off their ballsack in the dead of night. He removes the testicles and sells each one for 25,000 dollars. The money acquired from selling testicles is invested into Bitcoin as the Ballsack bandit becomes richer and lives a lavish lifestyle. You can definitely say sack salesmen, sure chase that sack in every way possible! He then gives the severed scrotum to his business partner, Trevor the scrotum smuggler. His job is to take the scrotum into third world countries and make goods for the less fortunate out of scrotum such as jackets, couches, blindfolds, masks, underwear, bras, and sandals. After all, Ballsack bandits do their good deeds and are in fact quite noble. They don’t only take. They keep all their profits of course, but they do give free goods to the less fortunate. Being a Ballsack bandit comes with its virtues, so it is an honest way to make a living.

Billy the Ballsack Bandit may seem like a bad man, even an outlaw, but he does more giving than you might think!

by Boner Swag Man August 6, 2023

ballsac teebagger

A golf accessory that has a compartment for balls and a compartment for tees.

I cannot tee off yet as I left my ballsac teebagger in the clubhouse.

by Truckdriver April 14, 2009

Ballcrack

A term for vagina coined by a brilliant young man who observed there is nothing on the female pubic mound except for a vertical smile or “crack”where the testicles are located on a male. Also applicable as it is a place you can jam your balls into during sexual intercourse.

Noah calls a vagina a ballcrack because "girls don't have privates - they just have a crack where the boys’ balls are.”

by Kyle Kaniff February 10, 2022

Ballsack Wackalack

A game in which two or more males (usually adolescent) attempt to earn what are called 'Banana Points' by pimp slapping each others testicles with the back of the hand at the most opportune and unexpected moments over an extended period of time. It is customary for a player to shout the name of the game when a slap makes particularly good contact.

Nebu: I think I'm going to order the crab salad.
James: Ballsack Wackalack
Nebu: Aaaaahhhh my balls, aaaaaah I'm gonna get you so bad...aaaaaaaahhh!

by cassiusgay September 4, 2009