Ballovaries

Ballovaries. The biggest audacious act that only a woman can have. The measurement of a female by having guts to act in such an unexpected way. A description of total amazement of the extension of a females gaul. A females untapped strength.

My exwife has such big Ballovaries that she asked me for money to take out her unemployed boyfriend out to the casino.

My ex-mother-in-law has the ballovaries to ask me to by her a car.

That chic driving in the demolition derby really has some big Ballovaries.

Ballovaries by Squirrel Jones July 11, 2018

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Blovaries

What happens to women when they don't have sex for a while. A female version of "Blue Balls"

I NEED my husband, I'm getting blovaries!

Blovaries by Oxca Oshja February 12, 2010

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Balvaries

It is a politically correct term for the male/female parts when referring to a person being chicken or unable to accomplish a task .

You do not have the balvaries to go skydiving!

Balvaries by MT6 April 16, 2011

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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