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Ball Brothers 

When you and your fucked up friends all touch your big nuts.-Saif

When your friends and you take their balls out of their drawers and you all touch balls together/stand in a circle while doing it. NOT GAY.-Tyler

When you and your friends form the greatest bond you can from by touching your huge fucking nuts. -Ethan

THE BEST MUTHERFUCKIN THING EVER! its a bond like no other, people who do not touch their hairy, sweaty, fuckin glorious testicals together are homos. NO HOMO-Nick.

At least all my friends don't know that I like boys <3 ;) -Austin
Jim: lets become blood brothers
Joey: knives scare me
Jack: lets fucking touch balls
ALL: FUCK YEAH
*They all whip up their manly nuts, and make contact with everyone elses nuts. They then proceed to go smoke a manly, yet disgusting cigar.
Now we're ball brothers!
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bellbrothers 

Referring to an idiot and the sound of a bell " ding dong"
Which one of the Bellbrothers are you,Ding or Dong?!
bellbrothers by Fruit Loop of Al November 15, 2018

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026