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Bakerwasted 

Bakerwasted is known as a act of when one individual drinks till he/she is shit faced then consumes even though they shall be in the hospital because of such a high BAC but yet continues to drink more until there is no more alcohol. Drunk as can be, most friendly polite loving drunk, cannot walk, cant understand a word there saying but yet he/she always has the biggest smile on their face no matter the situation. Will do anything to help other out. When Bakerwasted, you wake up in a different city then where you started drinking and cannot recall anything that happened. You don't throw up even after the point of blackout and continue drinking straight alcohol (no mix drink). Waking up still hammered off your ass because he/she consumed so much alchohol and not throwing up. i Many cannot get to this point without getting sick or passing out right away. It originated from a teen in Grand Haven and the word has been spreading among city's.
1. Why are you not naked yet? You need to get Bakerwasted.
2. Where am I? dude you got bakerwasted last night, we found you passed out out in the blueberry fields
3."Whys that guy whipping his dick around naked", "oh hes bakerwasted"
4. When shaking your bro thinking he is dieing and then asking someone politely for an ash tray and then they start yelling "wtf hes bakerwasted.
5. Someone told me I bakerwasted last night, I couldn't remember what happened at all but i woke up with a smile
Bakerwasted by Party Tom October 26, 2012
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#bakerwasted

#bakerwasted is a state of drunken revelry embodied by the legendary Shiner King. #bakerwasted got its start at a Moonshine Bandits concert. The night generally begins with a well intentioned proclamation of a 2 beers 1 shot limit but then escalates to copious amounts of whiskey consumption. #bakerwasted status is achieved when you begin making pirate faces in selfies and start hugging random strangers saying "I love you bro". Extreme #bakerwasted status is achieved by throwing plastic cups across a stage or climbing atop a random ATV in a Texas mud park. #bakerwasted is the embodiment of the freedom of partying it up with friends and fellow shiners and may include being carried out of a venue at the end of the night.
Man, I am totally getting #bakerwasted tonight.

Dude you must be #bakerwasted or some shit.
#bakerwasted by StealthShiner September 29, 2016

Bakewisted 

She was that bakewisted she applied for the Great British bake off
Bakewisted by Miss a twat December 21, 2022
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