Bakanishi

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Baka + Akanishi (Jin)

Baka= stupid in Japanese.

This term is used to refer to how stupid someone is (or how stupid a person is in comparison to Akanishi Jin of the band KAT-TUN)

You really thought storks bring in babies? You are such a Bakanishi!

Bakanishi by fantastique-elastique May 12, 2010

Words you can keep

Thot banishing day

A national day to banish thots to the thot realm, using the spell "bippity boppity boo, to the thot realm I banish you"

" Hey did you see that thot?"
"Yeah I banished her to the thot realm for the day"
"Why'd you do that?"

"Because it's national thot banishing day"

Thot banishing day by The thot banisher September 14, 2017

bakashinji

A hopeless Japanese guy who really needs to find a girlfriend fast.

bakashinji by ^_^iihC October 26, 2003

Jin Akanishi

Japanese celebrity with the voice an angel, the body of some kind of fucking Greek god, and the personality of that ex-boyfriend you dumped after walking in on him having a drunken orgy in your bed without you. He used to be part of a band, then later started flying solo in 2010. Likes to believe that he can speak English, also pretends to know jackshit about acting. He has a gorgeous voice though, as well as rabid fans who will claw out your eyes if you say different. He's most definitely bisexual, and mostly probably gay, despite his tendency to dress like a homeless busker on crack.

1) Jin Akanishi held a concert in L.A. last year.

2) After that one nude photo shoot, the word 'eggplant' became synonymous with the words 'Jin's dick'.

Jin Akanishi by keveinkabob December 31, 2011

Dirty Banishing

A man giving himself golden showers while hiding in the neighbor's bushes

No, that's not a sprinkler. He's dirty banishing himself

Dirty Banishing by Bazillus November 22, 2022

Banishing The White Demons

A male Jerking Off, Pounding Pud, Five Knuckle Shuffle, Stroking It, Playing The Skin Flute, Beating Off

Billy was banishing the white demons to an erotic photograph on the internet.

Banishing The White Demons by unknown69a October 6, 2013

balkanshit

Someone who is from the balkans and is a pure douchebag/racist slangs again st balkan people

"Yeah but turkish people are preto much whiter than you gypsy balkanshit will ever be"
~turkish girl in 4chan

balkanshit by Noietz PK February 12, 2018

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026