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Bajollion 

(buh-jol-e-ann):n A severe disease involving the human body. Often reffered to as Bajollion Disease, this infection is passed on by the mentaly-stupid, physically-inferrior, or individuals suffering from Blondinitus. Unfortunatly, no cure has been descovered for Bajollion, but symptoms may decrease with multiple slaps, round-house kicks, or high-impact beatings to the domepiece.

n
As a pronoun, Bajollion can reffer to an individual showing symptoms of the disease.
Tom noticed that Nicole had begun to develope Bajollion, from hanging around the gays and whores, so Tom quickly fadunked and beat the bajesus out of her.

"No, I don't want to hang out with those Bajollions!!"
Bajollion by Puff Chee-Z July 6, 2006
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badillion 

A very large number. Some think it is equal to 1 dabillion to the dabillionth power. Also equal to the highest number you can think of +1. The desired sum within your bank account. Not to be confused with 1 bajillion, which is obviously made up.
How many friends do you have?
Like, a badillion, I think.
No way.
badillion by jtommyh April 23, 2021
Wide Open, With Ferocity, To attack or act upon with force and quickness, Merciless,
Our squad leader made us go full bagallion on the enemy combatants.
Bagallion by Gunsling3r733 June 6, 2018

bazillion 

A hell of a lot of said thing, but still a slight over exaggeration as to the actual amount.
I worked like a bazillion hours this week... by a bazillion I mean 20
bazillion by mchannah February 7, 2009

bajillion 

A number far greater than the normal amount; a concept, like infinity, rather than a number
I know a bajillion ways to make you suffer!
bajillion by Mouse February 18, 2003
A very huge number, bigger than a million, a billion and the two multiplied together.
The white house cost a bijillion dollars to buy.
bijillion by Quantum_Moose May 12, 2006

Samdog Bagillionaire 

A boss. That destroys everything in his path and leaves no survivors. He lives his life by FBGM.
If you have to ask what a Samdog bagillionaire is then you're already dead.
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